Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Mr. Clemens your Mistress Left you a Facebook Message

There is nothing more silly than watching people make up excuses or hide what has obviously happened. Mr. Perjury himself Roger Clemens(I linked to his "make a pitch" foundation to be nice) is caught in another scandal. Apparently Mr. Clemens has been having a 10-year affair with the often troubled country singer Mindy McCready. The most interesting part about the 10-year relationship was that the country singer was 15 years old when it first began.

Melinda McCreadyAs a teenager apparently McCready met Clemens at a Fort Myers Bar(in Florida) called the Hired Hand....WAIT, what the hell was a 15 year old doing in a bar?

Clemens' lawyer Rusty Hardin(what a name?) denied the sexual nature of the relationship and said they were just friends. So I am assuming he took McCready back to a hotel while he was 28 and she was 15 and since they had so much in common they talked about school, boys, watched tv and braided each other's hair. It's really convenient that McCready claims that the relationship didn't begin after she was 18.

Roger Clemens and his wife are truly falling on hard times. It is widely known that he is dealing with all the steroid abuse investigations and it is even being claimed that his wife Debbie Clemens also took some steroids too.

Are they sure Roger was actually taking steroids because it seemed like his wife benefited the most.

Either way it seems like Roger Clemens, his wife Debbie Clemens and Mindy McCready are all headed for an all-star episode of Jerry Springer. This will be right before Roger Clemens is forced to go to jail for blatant perjury about steroid abuse...or not. We'll see how it turns out.

SFGate

Washington Independent

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