Sunday, April 13, 2008

Harbingers of Armageddon

The squirrels have launched their first assault on the empire of man. The time for complacency has ended! We must crush this furry menace before it's too late. Even as they sever our power grid, they move to acquire weapons beyond their already terrifying teeth and claws. Behold:

We can, however, take solace in the knowledge that we humans are not their only targets. The squirrely threat is also attempting to deprive the birds of their much needed sustenance!

These are, indeed, grave times. Yet we must endure. Our leaders must strike up an alliance with the birds that we may work together to halt the spread of fuzzy death! We must arm ourselves lest we fall victim to an onslaught of tiny bites and claw marks and, if that adorable picture of a squirrel with a rocket launcher is accurate, Lilliputian missiles!

  Just look at those teeth!


Spread the word: The squirrels are coming. Where will you be when the fight begins?

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