Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story

2008_04_24_goveluvbig_t It was only a matter of time before the porn world got their hands on the Eliot Spitzer story. I commend the writers and producers of the porn world for taking the initiative to create this masterpiece. I wonder if the writers of the porn world went on strike. Nobody thinks about their absence.

The cover of this reminds me of the New York Post. Does Rupert Murdoch own Hustler or want to buy it? I'm sure he could turn Hustler into a reputable magazine.

It seems like they took some time to actually make this kind of funny. The whole idea of Eliot "Splitz" her is kind of funny. This almost reminds me of Law and Order's whole shtick. The whole idea of ripping stories straight from the headlines for entertainment. Although, this sort of ripping is unique to say the least.

Check out the press release:

Mike Horner, who bears a striking resemblance to the former governor, eagerly places his order with the Pimperor's Club. As "Client 69," he agrees to fork over thousands for an all-expense-paid trip so that his mistress, Kristen, can meet him in Washington, D.C. Kristen, played by Cassandra Cruz, arrives at the governor's hotel to find him eagerly awaiting her arrival. Watch as the governor reveals his overzealous sex drive and gets sucked and fucked by his sexy mistress. "Client 69" is under the impression that he is going to get away with his sexcapade, but little does he know there are FBI agents on a stakeout in the next room. The agents, played by Van Damage and Veronica Jett, are so incredibly turned on by what they are overhearing in the governor's room that they decide to have some fun of their own.

The movie comes out May 27th so you should definitely be looking forward to this. Check out the trailer which is safe for work and class.

Thanks to Spike TV's Blog

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